Photo by Koji, cosplay by me
However, my goal is to have 50 ACTIVE costumes, or at least well-lived and well-loved costumes. ;P Several pictured here were short-lived (bunny girls), retired (Blue Rose), not completed (red Jasmine), redone (Kida), or never even technically debuted. Mikuru, for instance, would take up two spots if I just do photos for her, since she wears the same outfits as Haruhi, being uniforms and all…
My Disney and other animated movie cosplays so far! I apparently favor red a lot. Park ranger Jessica Rabbit and red Jasmine still in progress. ;P
Chel, Pocahontas, Elastigirl, Anastasia, Ariel- Koji
Tink, Leia-Jasmine, Esmeralda red, Kida- Crumpets Cosplay
Jessica PR- Torakami Tank
Esmeralda- Kevin Lillard
Jasmine- tripod =P
Added Ariel. ^.^
Pets and Tumblr photoset
How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces?
These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget..
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ.
ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid
ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death..
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male.
ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]
I’M DYING BECAUSE OF HOW PERFECT THIS IS
Still my favorite daily. Even if I have gotten “nothing of interest” for two weeks straight, lol. I’ve already gotten two PDEs out of it earlier this year!
Photo by Crumpets-Cosplay, Kida cosplay by me
Secretly inserting Neopets cosplays into convention cosplay videos since 2014. ;P
Out of context, the last one looks like I’m sneezing XD
shit i just realized I HAD THAT TOWEL
AND I LOST IT
YOU KNOW WHAT THOUGH- the best part is, it isn’t even my towel!!!
It belonged to one of the girls we were rooming with- someone who I’d never met before and she had no prior idea that I was going to cosplay from Neopets. XDDD She was a cOMPLETE DOLL and let me borrow it for a shoot <3